◈ The Captain
Who I Am
T.J. Morris — PirateMouse
PirateMouse — The Drifting God
T.J. Morris is a digital craftsman, amateur pirate, and reluctant Montanan — though after twenty-some years in the Treasure State, the mountains have mostly claimed him. Originally from Oregon, he landed in Montana in 2003 and hasn't found a good reason to leave.
He's a husband, father of three daughters, and keeper of two cats, one horse, and a goldfish of questionable ambition. When he's not working at a local dispensary or building strange corners of the internet, he can be found deep in a VR headset, arguing with an AI, or simply sitting still and listening to music — which he considers an underrated skill.
The Family Pirate Network is his flagship project — a slow-growing digital universe built for the love of craft, not the chase of metrics. This site is the lighthouse at the edge of that fleet.